Yahoo Answers is shutting down on May 4th, 2021 (Eastern Time) and beginning April 20th, 2021 (Eastern Time) the Yahoo Answers website will be in read-only mode. There will be no changes to other Yahoo properties or services, or your Yahoo account. You can find more information about the Yahoo Answers shutdown and how to download your data on this help page.

what should i do??

ok, so my friend works down the hall from my office, he got in a fight with his wife, so to cheer him up (jokingly) i emailed him a picture of this naked girl, so he just come in and leaves a giant cucumber on my desk with a note saying "here you'll put this to good use", he found it in the break room. what are things i can do with the cucumber to get him back?? :o)

4 Answers

Relevance
  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    wad up 2 pieces of paper put them at the bottom of it and tell himm he woulprefer this???????

  • 1 decade ago

    Put it back on his desk and say, "Well, since you will be sleeping on the couch tonight thought you might want a little company. . . . .don't worry the cucumber is HIV negative."

  • 1 decade ago

    Dip it in ranch dressing and put it back on his desk with a note that says thank you..

  • 1 decade ago

    you could slice it up and sarcastically give him a couple for "the bags under his eyes"

    or maybe you should "put it to good use" by dressing it up and drawing a face on it.

Still have questions? Get your answers by asking now.