Got any good (clean) smart alecky bathroom wall sayings?

what about?.......... a sign that reads "we recycle the water" placed strategically above the urinals. OR a sign with an arrow pointing to the urinals that reads " this side toilet, this side fountain."

OR erm..... "Ring Bell for Server" inside one of the stalls....... OR, put a sign in the mens room that says "This is the ladies room!" and put one in the ladies room that says "This is the mens room!"......

OR this is bad: "What did the fly on the toilet seat say?.... It's better to be pi*sed off than pi*sed on." (lol my friend told me that joke. it's kinda crude. he saw it on a bathroom wall so i figured i'd offer it......... lol)

IDK something like that.............

How approximately: "There could be particularly some issues a warm tub won't treatment, yet i don't understand any". somebody properly-generally used stated that. I forgot who. besides, i think of you may concentration on the 'tub' truly than the 'rest room'. that's greater useful. purely my 2cents!

What has more assets than a toilet seat?

right above the mans $hitter you right "why are you reading when you should be aiming"

Don't look here, the joke is in your hand!

you potty pooper...

Waaa Waaaa

"here I sit, broken-hearted. Tried to sh*t, but only farted"

be neat don't hit the seat...

SANDWICHES!! EVEN THE WORD IS SEXY AND TASTY!!!