Doctor doctor jokes.?

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"Doctor, doctor, how is that kid who swallowed a dime?"
"Well, no change yet."

"Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a dog."
"How long has this been going on?"
"Ever since I was a puppy."

"Doctor, doctor, what's wrong with my wife?"
"I'm afraid her mind is gone."
"Well, I'm not surprised. She has given me a piece of it every day for 20 years."

"Doctor, doctor, when I drink coffee I get a sharp pain in my eye."
"Well, take the spoon out of the cup."

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

that last one made me laugh like hell the others are pretty funny

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Lol, they're very humorous jokes! i do no longer likely have a wide-unfold. right here is a few extra scientific expert, scientific expert jokes: affected person: scientific expert, scientific expert, i've got faith like a pair of curtains. scientific expert: Pull your self at the same time! affected person: scientific expert, scientific expert, i've got faith like a bridge. scientific expert: i ask your self whats come over you. Have a *celebrity*!

mrlucky · Answer

doctor, doctor, when the cast is removed from my arm,
will be able to play piano?
-i don't see why not?-
good, because i've never played before

doctor, doctor, i don't think my birth control pills are working
-well, how can you be certain?-
because everytime i take one
it slides back out

Sir · Answer

Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me?
You have a broken finger!

tennispro9710 · Answer

lmao



i would give 10 stars but i can only give it 5

Anonymous · Answer

i like the coffee one best...reminds me of my own expierence ;-). peace on earth

blktiger@pacbell.net · Answer

It's sad - I think that you are going from bad to nurse.

(Bud-bum-ching!)

gangrekalve k · Answer

yeah all were good ones specially coffee one,i actually spilled mine while reading it!!!!!

xSublimeSorrowx · Answer

those are really cute!!

coppercash · Answer

LOL.

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