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As an aeroplane is about to crash?

As an aeroplane is about to crash, a female passenger frantically jumps up, removes all her clothing and announces: "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman. Is there anyone on this plane who is man enough?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this."

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  • 1 decade ago
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    lmao, u get a star :)

  • 1 decade ago

    Richard I like that one very much it is what I would do in an instant if that was going to happen to take my mind off the fact.

    Source(s): my own opinion
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Richard, some women are gonna be sooooo annoyed at you!!

    haha!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol funny

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  • 5 years ago

    The survivors aren't buried they're alive.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    thats funny!! =] did u think of that

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    this made me laugh!! have a star! x

  • 1 decade ago

    yeh like that one.

  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha ha funny

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    i know one other wise!

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