One of my genital warts looks like....?

No. They wilt fast.

Just google "genital warts", then click images. Be sure to check the wikipedia page on it also

And here I thought you were going to say "Mount Rushmore!" U know, like it erupts every hour, on the hour, or something cool like that. Maybe you can make Jesus smile, or blink, or nod, or something else. I suggest to work on it a little more, get the word out, & maybe U can increase the value as demand soars.

good question, and thank god i have had clients loaded with them , what you need to do is ice it up to keep it fresh. i have seen some of these go for at least 10.000 and once in a blue moon you will get a tip.....we need to sleep togther right away , to insure you will have a bunch to sell

Dr. Scholls freeze away...I hear it works wonders! Then just add it to a baby food jar full of formaldehyde and your set! (be sure to use plenty of duct tape and have it certified...ebay likes it when items have their own papers..)

And here I thought you were going to say the Virgin Mary.

let me scrape it off and put it in this used condom that spitchus left behind. that will keep anything preserved

Now I remember why I stopped having one night stands!!!!!

What does the bidding start at?

i have a scapel and a perfectly good freezer