Ideas for a myth?

guy named Percules believes he's the best weapon smith and says he's better than Hephestus. Calls hephestus a useless old relic who doesn't know how to craft a good sword anymore. Hephestus challenges him to make a better sword than he can. if percules whens he gets to be mairred to aphrodite, if he losess he has to pump the billows for hephestus forever.

Flaw of man = pride.

Insult of god= useless old relic,

gods - hephestus and aphrodite.

now you just have to write it

All the greek warriors were supposed stead fast, alert...blah...blah, but then Paris Hilton showed up (sent in by the enemy) one dreadfull night and the flaw of mankind reveraled itself after she revealed her pantiless wagina and there was a start of a night orgy. In the mean time, the enemy attacked and detroyed the castle or village and most of the warriors. From that day onwards the greek commanders cursed the gods for not giving him a gay army like the one he orininally asked for. Then finally Alexander was born - THE END......Send me a copy when you're done.

arcamedies and the loch ness monster

and the zeus attacks them and burns them