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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Joke>>>>>>>>>A Big Surprise?

Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of marriage as he was sensitive about his wooden leg and a bit afraid no one would have him. In fact, he couldn`t bring himself to tell his fiancee` about his leg when he slipped the ring on her finger, nor when she bought the dress, nor when they picked the time and place. All he kept saying was, "Darling, I`ve got a big surprise for you," at which she blushed and smiled bewitchingly.

The wedding night came and went, and the young couple were at last alone in their hotel room. "Now don`t forget, Harry, you promised me a big surprise," said the bride.

Unable to say a word, Harry turned out the lights, unstrapped his wooden leg, slipped into bed, and placed his wife`s hand on the stump.

"Hmmmmm," she said softly, "that IS a surprise. But pass me the Vaseline and I`ll see what I can do!"

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    hahaha, brings back memories, saying no more

    starred

    Source(s): sbc
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Still good enough for a snicker after fifty years.

  • 1 decade ago

    Now!! I haven't heard that one before!!! Every mans dream girl!! hahahahahahahahahaha!!

  • 1 decade ago

    hehehe, was she called sally, pmsl hun, another good one

    have a star

    xxxxxxxxxx

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Tee hehe! lol

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Haha good one.

  • 1 decade ago

    hahaha

    your soooooooooo funny

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahahahaha she sounds like a tough lady if she can manage that .....lmfto

  • Deedee
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Omg too funny lmao....awesome joke....star!

  • mary
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Wot a gal :) lol

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