Roger Clemens?

Actually he has a little tiny boo boo. He had to have daddy take him to emergency room for he can get a lollipop.

Hopefully Roger and his huge ego have moved into a retirement home so we don't have to see his face ever again.

I still remember the Yankees announcing he was gonna be back in the middle of a game vs the Mariners, like he was going to be their savior hahaha.

He is getting up there in years.

He may have mental toughness, but his skills are diminishing.

Everyone acts like this hamstring injury is his first.

He's just another selfish money hungry player in for it for the money, and the Yankees were dumb enough to pay him that absurd amount this year.

It's a common thing with him these days. He did the same thing with the Astros in 2005's World Series in game one. I believe he pitched just 2 innings before he was done. He's old. He's done.

A great player...Imagine his record if he spent all of his best years with the Yankees. At 45 years old he has nothing to be ashamed of. Has to be a first time choice for the Hall of Fame 5 years after he retires. I would guess that we have seen him pitch for the last time.

He needs to retire with his hoveround Skooter!!

People these days are so immature. I didn't hear jokes like these about Nolan Ryan. People actually respected him and were honored to see him go out there at his age. The same should go for Clemens.

hey i'm a die-hard yankee fan and got your little joke. not all of us yankee fan are stupid. actually i think that is halirious and i don't think that roger clemans has been good the whole time he has been in new york. he is like ancient and needs to retire and go to the old folks home!!

You didn't hear? He had to leave early so he could sign a three game contract with the Rockies for the next round.

He was on his way but Curt Schilling beat him in line. =)