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is there no interest in toilet humour anymore?
I posted this poem on Y answers, hoping to get some feedback, particularly, if people thought it would change the hygiene habits of users of the porcelain throne. Only two responses. Is it that bad, or is there no interest in the problem of having to clean up after the previous resident of the pot.
Patrons,
When you sit and sh it,
Or when you strain and stain.
Please clean the loo,
After a “Number Two”
And I won’t repeat,
What if, you wet the seat…
It will be a treat,
If you leave it neat.
So when you finish your evacuations,
No self-congratulations,
Or need to blush.
Just flush and brush.
So the next user,
Won’t think “what a loser”
3 Answers
- BrewspyLv 41 decade agoFavorite Answer
It's OK.
Try this instead:
If it smells,
everyone can tell
that you're in hell
flush the matter
so no one asks
what the effer is thater
when you're done,
clean up
for the next one
and remember,
if you don't want
to step in it
FLUSH IT!
if you missed,
no need to
leave your piss,
wipe it up
and all will be bliss
at a urinal,
don't talk,
don't break wind
shut up
and be done quicken.
if you need to fart,
clamp it shut and
step into a stall
to release it all.
before you leave
don't be dreadful
clean up!
wash and dry
and all will cry
THANK YOU for
being respectful!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
I didn't think this one was terribly funny but it does send a nice message. Thanks and keep trying