Who say`s that Catholics have no sense of humor?

LOL...........

Here's one back at ya;

An Irishman moves into a tiny hamlet in County Kerry, walks into the pub and promptly orders three beers.

The bartender raises his eyebrows, but serves the man three beers, which he drinks quietly at a table, alone.

An hour later, the man has finished the three beers and orders three more.

This happens yet again.

The next evening the man again orders and drinks three beers at a time, several times. Soon the entire town is whispering about the Man Who Orders Three Beers.

Finally, a week later, the bartender broaches the subject on behalf of the town. "I don't mean to pry, but folks around here are wondering why you always order three beers?"

'Tis odd, isn't it?" the man replies, "You see, I have two brothers, and one went to America, and the other to Australia. We promised each other that we would always order an extra two beers whenever we drank as a way of keeping up the family bond."

The bartender and the whole town was pleased with this answer, and soon the Man Who Orders Three Beers became a local celebrity and source of pride to the hamlet, even to the extent that out-of-towners would come to watch him drink.

Then, one day, the man comes in and orders only two beers. The bartender pours them with a heavy heart. This continues for the rest of the evening - he orders only two beers. The word flies around town. Prayers are offered for the soul of one of the brothers.

The next day, the bartender says to the man, "Folks around here, me first of all, want to offer condolences to you for the death of your brother. You know-the two beers and all..."

The man ponders this for a moment, then replies, "You'll be happy to hear that my two brothers are alive and well... It's just that I, myself, have decided to give up drinking for Lent."

Ignore the idiots, the joke is very funny, and we do have a sense of humor, ROFL at the joke

Didn't you hear? only Atheist can have fun.

Believers spend all their time sitting at home reading the bible and judging people, apparently.

hahahha

thats real funny!

thanks for the joke man

It's not the religion that stops a person from being funny, it's the charecter that stops them.

Cute. It's always nice to have a laugh at 7:45 in the morning. Thanks for posting.

Top joke!

I say to your exalted critics: 'Nun so blind as those who will not ski'.

Dude that is FUNNY!!!!!

Thanks for the laugh

Thank you for the smile!

Peace be with you!

Have heard that one so many times