Jared's coming to one of our local Subways®...........?

Yeah, ask him if he's ever tried to swallow one whole....something tells me, he has...

Email Jared and ask him to bring one of his old BiG PanTs. We can have a contest and see how many of us can fit into them at the same time! The prize I will offer is the official McDonald's Halloween Coupon Booklet. Did you hear on the news that McD's has less calories than Subway! Shame on Jared for leading us astray!! Back to those large fries, yessss!

I don't know if I like Jared. He's kind of a Creepy Creeperton. How you doin sweetness? ♥

sorry Joey, but with a name like ­­­­­­­­­­­­­­Buttafuoco, and you think Jared is creepy?

ok, I'll agree, he is a strange one

Are you the Gorton's Fisherman?

do you stalk everyone who looks good eating wheat bread? you are truly a nut job..wanna make out?

have him sign a quiznos wrapper

wait and go see a REAL celebrity.

you tell that fat S.O.B. that johnny trash is coming to show him how to eat a damn sub