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Shadowfyre
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Shadowfyre asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 1 decade ago

Why did my "fiance" slam the door in my face when I handed her a diaper full of "hotwings"?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    She didn't want you to see her devour the wings with her eyes. Her detachable nostrils might have freaked you out a bit too. Fill your bathtub with crunchy peanut butter and jellyfish and invite her over for a nosh. When she's settled in and enjoying her soak, ladle buckets of larval Eskimos onto her Australopithecus and creamed corn.

  • notsonormalgrl
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Because it was a cheap Luvs diaper. Girls want Pampers you bastard.

  • doris_38133
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Why would you use a diaper to hand anyone hot wings?????? How old are you!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    What else could you expect from a lobster named Gertrude?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I don't know...I think she should have slapped you then slamed the door in your face...lol..jk

  • Lord of Chaos
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    You forgot the ranch sauce.

  • ?only?me?
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Because your fiance has no sense of humor....lol

  • ron s
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    why do i find it so hard to believe you have a "fiance"

  • Max A
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Doesn't have a sense of humour.

  • Moma
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    because you forgot the beer

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