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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Joke: W**king Cavemen?

There were 2 cavemen, Ug and Og. Ug was sat in his cave w**king (he had just invented it) when Og walked in. "What you doing?" said Og. "W**king" said Ug. Ug showed Og how to do it and Og left to try it for himself. Later, Ug heard a loud scream from Ogs cave and ran in. Og was sat on the floor with his dick in one hand and a club in the other. "What happened?" asked a curious Ug. No reply. "What happened Og?" After a minute or two Og replied, "when I tried that thing you taught me, it spat at me so I hit it with my club!"

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    Good one!

    pmsl, and at skybluecarps answer

    ouch!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    like the soldier went to the medic and thought he had a cold in the playground apparatus, the medic said you've caught a dose the soldier said I'm sure it's only a cold. the medic says right we'll give it one minute and if it don't sneeze its the umbrella up the eye for you.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    you old git ya missed the oppertunity of a lifetime

    a custom job on nemesis haha pmsl

    starred

  • 5 years ago

    good for onestone only hope he does not meet up with my mother in law it would take a hell of lot more then all day and all night to kill that old bat.

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  • 1 decade ago

    another sparkling joke hun, loved it, pmsl

    have a star

    xxxxxxxxxxxxx

  • Deedee
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    hahaha keep them coming your cracking me up here, thx for cheering me up and making me laugh , I needed it

    star

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Another bloody great one hun....kept me giggling all night....lmao

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol....haven't heard that one before. 10/10 :)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahahaha

  • 1 decade ago

    teeheehee

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