The following note left on a refrigerator door is why men can't be trusted to take a message:?

Hey there Farah, you started it, here goes,

"A guy was telling his friend, I think my wife is selling drugs! Yesterday I was running a little bit late for work and the phone rang. I answered it. Before I could say anything a male voice on the line said, Hey honey is that DOPE gone yet?"

"A man walks into a bar and finds a Genie in a lamp. The Genie will only grant him one wish. The man wishes to be a million times smarter than any man on earth. *POOF* the Genie turns him into a woman!"

Why do women work harder than men?

Women get it done right the first time.

What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted

How do men define a 50-50 relationship?

- We cook; they eat. We clean; they mess things up. We iron; they wrinkle.

How do men exercise at the beach?

- By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

ohhhh, that's sooooo cute! Buy the dear fellow a nice beer and make your own "Pabst Beer" label on the computer, stick it on the bottle and laugh as he gulps it down. LOL

That's a classic!

That's as bad as a husband thinking his wives favorite flower is Pillsbury.

That's good, I'm a medical emergency phone operator..I thought I'd heard it all..thanx for the laugh. !!

Men are idiots I hope I never become one.

That one gets a blue ribbon!

Cheeers~!

Men are IDIOTS

Not em ofcuosre

Some guys just don't get it. Too Funny!!!

Thats cute:-)