What Are The 5 Most Pathetic Movie Plotlines You've Been Unfortunate Enough 2 Encounter?

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I vote for:
1) Van Helsing, I watched it 3 times in a row trying to work it out. You can tell they thought by throwing in known characters eg. "Mr Hyde" and 'Dracula" that it might be enough to save the movie. They failed miserably.
2) League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Same problem as above but "Mina Harker" for example.
3) Leprechaun 4: Space Platoon. It has a FEW funny moments, including a buff, army corporal in drag, but it really dragged down the acting talents of Warwick Davis. See here to learn more about the movie cause it is 10 years old: http://imdb.com/title/tt0116861/...
4) The Mummy Returns: They were just ripping off the massive success of the 1st movie because the plot was completely unoriginal. Bring back Imhotep. Bring back Anck Su Namun and set the whole crew off to defeat something. The 1st one was awesome. NOT this one.
5) Blair Witch Project - I don't even know where to start! What the heck was it about and what the hell was going on?

Have fun everybody! :)

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Oh Joy!  I love ripping on Bad Movies!

I'm not going into explanations like you though.  I'll just give a list.  Sorry!

1)  300
2)  The Core
3)  Deep Impact
4)  Dante's Peak
5)  SpiderMan 3

I got dragged to all these films by friends, and suffered through every excruciating one at the Cinema.  Yuck!

Gracie63 · Answer

Last Mimsy, totally didn't get it...

all of the Matrix movies....HUH?!?!?  it was like watching a really bad acid experience straight out of someone's mind!

any of the "Final Fantasy" movies; see above explanation

gotta agree with you about Blair Witch, not only couldn't I follow it; I needed Dramamine to watch it!!

any of the Star Trek movies are pretty pathetic too, especially the one when the old crew meets the new crew; way overboard.  Unfortunately have the bad luck to have Trekkies in the family, thus am subjected to every trek movie ever made!!

swati r · Answer

My Choices are                                                                              1-Titanic                                                                                          2-Van Helsing                                                                                 3-Harry Poter                                                                                  4-Cellular                                                                                         5-Koi Mil Gaya

Anonymous · Answer

Chris Cross

Anonymous · Answer

The only two I can think of right now is snakes on a plane and the one coming out where some lady is stuck in a garage. Yeah those make sense...

McHaggis Scoticus · Answer

Lord of the Rings
Pirates of the Carribean 3, same as the first two
That cr@ppy one with Madonna being shipwrecked
Still thinking about the others!!

Anonymous · Answer

Gigli (J.Lo): WTF?!
Blair Witch Project:  That was STUPID.
The Birth (Nicole Kidman): I want my 8 Euros BACK! (went to the movies to see this one)
That teen movie with Britney Spears...: No comments.
LAST BUT NOT LEAST....
POLICE ACADEMY. PLAIN PATHETIC.

Anonymous · Answer

Blair Witch...I was intrigued at first..but disappointed throughout the movie...although I still had to watch it!

Anonymous · Answer

i agree with 3 and 5 
but the others were not bad

David · Answer

i vote all 5 times on Dynamite Warrior

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