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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

should of bought flower"s???

A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note -- romantic, but not too personal.

Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he bought a pair of white gloves; the younger sister purchased a pair of panties for herself.

During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents first, he sealed his package and mailed it to his sweetheart along with this note:

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Darling,

I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears short ones that are easy to remove.

These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart.

I wish I were there to put them on you for the first time, as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again.

When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.

Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night.

All my Love,

Hollingsworth

P.S The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Ha ha is he in trouble *

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Funny

  • 9ball
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    thats was funny like I havent heard in sometime lol

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    best iv heard in ages!have a star

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  • 1 decade ago

    ROFL literally hahaha

  • 1 decade ago

    This made me laugh... and I shared it with the girls in the office... we all thank you for the giggle!

  • JAM123
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Ha ha ha.!!!

    Excellent joke No8.!!!

    10/10.!!!

    Cheers Lady.!!

  • 1 decade ago

    already herd of this one, kind of boooooriiiing when you read it the 2nd time. but nice (made me smile)...

  • lmao!!! thatzx soo funny haha

  • 1 decade ago

    very funny

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