Tiffany&Co vs. Brookstone?

For the past several years, my company has given all of the employees gifts from Tiffany & Company for the holiday. We usually have a choice of crystal stemware or crystal serving pieces or something like a silver plated pen set. This year our gift choices are coming from Brookstone. I'm not sure what to choose because I don't want or can't use anything on the list. What would you choose?

A. A Digital Photo XMas Ornament

B. A Foot Massager/Warmer

C. A Shower Caddie For The iPod (I never use my iPod)

D. A Portable Martini Set

E. A Massaging Back Cushion

Please keep in mind that what ever I choose cannot be returned because it's part of their corporate gift program. And everybody I know has to make the same decision or doesn't want what's being offered either so regifting is not an option.