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Why did santa bust into my room and greedily fondle my "kazoo" with his "eye lashes"?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    Santa is a genuine freak of nature. While they may appear to be eyelashes, the protuberances at the edges of his orbs are actually flagella that aid in moving his eyeballs after they've separated from his body. That's how he sees you when you're sleeping. The creepy bastard sends his wandering eyes into your bedroom at night. That recurring dream of a red eye staring into your brown eye didn't come from nowhere.

  • M.D.W
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    LMAO!!! WHAT?!?!?!

    lol, oh man...this is gonna be one of those things you think about to yourself and bust out laughing and people look at you like you're crazy....lol....what in THE hell?!

  • 1 decade ago

    he didn't you been hallucinating cause someone slipped something in your milk

  • 1 decade ago

    maybe he couldn't see it.

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