Yahoo Answers is shutting down on May 4th, 2021 (Eastern Time) and beginning April 20th, 2021 (Eastern Time) the Yahoo Answers website will be in read-only mode. There will be no changes to other Yahoo properties or services, or your Yahoo account. You can find more information about the Yahoo Answers shutdown and how to download your data on this help page.
Trending News
Light bulb jokes?
Q: How many divorce lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 3 - one to argue for the rights of the old lightbulb, one to argue for the rights of the new lightbulb, and one to argue for the rights of the light socket.
Q: How many senior Presidential Aides does it take to change a light
bulb?
A: None. They're supposed to keep the President in the dark.
Q. How many Massage Therapists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One, but they have to have candles and soft music to do it.
Q. How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. None. They'd rather curse the darkness.
Q: How many carpenters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Sod you! That's the electrician's job.
14 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
good one thanks for sharing. lol
- Anonymous1 decade ago
hehe ....how many men does it take to change a light bulb ?
5. 1 to stand on the table,3 to turn the table around and 1 to guard round the corner just in case the electricity comes back ! * 4 U
- How do you think about the answers? You can sign in to vote the answer.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
very good have a star!
