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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

what insulting poem can i say to get revenge?

i was at school and this boy is saying a mean poem to me and my friends and i want to get him back somehow the poem he says to us goes, roses are red tires are black why is your chest as flat as your back. so what poem can i say back to him that starts with roses are red? and make sure it's not too long about the same size as the other poem.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Roses are red

    Glue makes it stick

    You're a little boy

    With a tiny baby ****.

  • 5 years ago

    Lovely

  • 1 decade ago

    roses are red voiliets r blue, why is your face as ugly as poo

    but dont play his game, be the bbigga person but that there should piss him off

  • 1 decade ago

    you dont need to stoop down to his level. you should say:::

    wow u must have spent -MONTHS- trying to write that. im glad you finally finished though!!

    **that would kill 'em. **

    if your not that kind of person heres one:

    roses are red tires are black why ISNT your chest as flat as your back??

    or

    roses are red ..............im sorry im not really good at these... sorry =D

    x0x0

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  • 1 decade ago

    roses are as red as your zit,from your back to your face it says yo mama all over it ugly and fat,yo mama so poor she steals free bread,bread is for pigeons but both you and your mom are animals since you saying stuff about me personally how you get your rack?

  • 1 decade ago

    Make him sound stupid for saying a poem. (Too much of a girly boy to say it to your face)

  • 1 decade ago

    Roses are red

    Violets are pinky

    How in the world

    Did your winky get so dinky?

  • 1 decade ago

    Just say, "What a cute poem!" Love your enemies, it will drive them CRAZY!!!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    don't play his game. laugh at him and tell him wow, you are just so cool. ask him if he is compensating for his own inadequacies.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    roses are red, violets are blue and YOU SUCK!

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