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An Englishman, scotsman and irishman double-header?
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scot were stuck on a cliff when
a genie appeared. “If you jump down this cliff I will grant you a
wish.” said the genie.
The scot jumped first and yelled “whiskey!” and landed in a big
pool of Jack Daniels. The englishman jumped next and yelled “gold”
he landed in a mountain of gold coins. When the Irishman jumped
his hat blew off. “Oh crap!” he said, and landed in a big pile
of…you know
Three guys, a Scotsman, an Englishman, and an Irishman are in prison.
They find a magic lamp and rub it.
A genie appears and grants them a wish each.
The Scotsman wishes to be at home with his girlfriend.
The Englishman wishes to be at home with his mother.
Once they are away, the Irishman says: “I wonder what I should wish
for, I wish my friends were here to help me make my choice”…
16 Answers
- tastybitsLv 71 decade agoFavorite Answer
hehehe, don't you just love them irish, pmsl hun
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
Ditto on the Scotsman never drinking JD. They INVENTED whiskey, would they really drink ours? That would be like an Italian jumping into a vat of pasta from the Olive Garden. No way.
- 1 decade ago
I feel sorry for the Irishman in case 1; either of the others could easily have made the same mistake.
Here's a better one:
Paddy's painting a wall extremely fast. Shaemus comes up and asks him 'Paddy, why are ye painting so fast?' And Shaemus says 'Oi need to finish the wall before the paint runs out!'
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- Anonymous5 years ago
HAhaha HAhahahaha
- Anonymous1 decade ago
In the 1st, I though the Irishman said weeeeeeeeeeee,oh well.
- lazybird2006Lv 61 decade ago
bless the Irish always have the worst end of the joke. Well with all that lovely Guinness to drink and snake free land what can they expect.
love both of them.
