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Science class?
The male teacher in a girls' school asked the science class: "Who can tell me what organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated? Mary, can you tell me?"
Mary blushed furiously as she stood up. Then replied, "Sir, how dare you ask such a question? I will complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal."
The male teacher was taken aback at first by Mary's reaction. Then, as understanding dawned on him, he called for another pupil, this time a volunteer.
Lilly put up her hand. "Yes, Lilly?" asked the teacher.
"Sir, the correct answer is the iris of the eye."
"Very good. Thanks, Lilly," said the male teacher.
He then turned to the 1st girl, who threatened to complain to her parents and principal: "Well, Mary, I have 3 things to tell you:
First, you have NOT done your HOMEWORK.
Second, you have a DIRTY mind.
And thirdly, I fear, one day in future, you are going to be sadly disappointed, because no other part expand to 10 times of its usual size"
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- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
hahahaha good one
- Anonymous5 years ago
The "flyers" (CLV) or "winged" (Heb oph) of Leviticus Chapter 11. Numberically 1-3, in Canonical Order from left to right: 1. KINGDOM. Animalia. 11:13-23. 2. PHYLUM Chordata. (Vertebrates.) 11:13-19. / PHYLUM Arthropoda. 11:20-23. (Invertebrates.) 3. CLASS Aves. 11:13-19-. / CLASS Mamalia. 11:-19. / CLASS Insecta. 11:20-23. (The bat is not placed arbitrarily within the list but at the end of the list of Chordate fliers.) FACT: the first group of organisms listed in Lev 11:13-19- are members of the CLASS Aves: birds. FACT: the last organism listed in Lev 11:-19 is a member of the CLASS Mamalia: the bat. FACT: birds are NOT members of the CLASS Mamalia. CONCLUSION: the bat is NOT a bird. CONCLUSION: the bat is NOT the eagle. 11:13. CONCLUSION: the bat is NOT the ossifrage. 11:13. CONCLUSION: the bat is NOT the ospray. 11:13. CONCLUSION: the bat is NOT the vulture. 11:14. CONCLUSION: the bat is NOT the kite. 11:14. CONCLUSION: the bat is NOT every raven. 11:15. CONCLUSION: the bat is NOT the owl. 11:16. CONCLUSION: the bat is NOT the night hawk. 11:16. CONCLUSION: the bat is NOT the cuckow. 11:16. CONCLUSION: the bat is NOT the hawk. 11:16. CONCLUSION: the bat is NOT the little owl. 11:17. CONCLUSION: the bat is NOT the cormorant. 11:17. CONCLUSION: the bat is NOT the great owl. 11:17. CONCLUSION: the bat is NOT the swan. 11:18. CONCLUSION: the bat is NOT the pelican. 11:18. CONCLUSION: the bat is NOT the gier eagle. 11:18 CONCLUSION: the bat is NOT the stork. 11:19. CONCLUSION: the bat is NOT the heron. 11:19. CONCLUSION: the bat is NOT the lapwing. 11:19. INQUIRY: If Leviticus is Taxonmically UN-reliable, then from the text of Leviticus 11:13-19, and the Scientific Classification System, LOGICALLY CONCLUDE that the bat is a bird...
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
funny
- Anonymous1 decade ago
hahaha funny lol
- Anonymous1 decade ago
very good star4u
