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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 1 decade ago

Ok another funny joke!!!!?

A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.

The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?"

The mother says, "It's my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings."

The doctor gives Debbie a good examination, then turns to the mother and says, "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your Debbie is pregnant - about 4 months, would be my guess."

The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you, Debbie?"

Debbie says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man!"

The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out it. About five minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something wrong out there doctor?"

The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I'll be darned if I'm going to miss it this time!"

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    HAHAHA that was great, one I actually haven't heard before. Thanks for the laugh.

  • PC
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    I think that Debbie has some explaining to do 8/10

  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Funny! 10!

  • Trish
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Funny STAR

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  • 1 decade ago

    thats awesome! lol! that is definitely a 10! keep up the jokes dude!

  • 5 years ago

    Starred :) And V.Funny

  • 1 decade ago

    HAHAHAH~~~

    lmao!

    ur gud at jokes hihi~!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Funny, but so not what I would call funny....

  • 1 decade ago

    hee hee

  • 1 decade ago

    hahaha

    cheers

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