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McDonalds Job Application
This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida...and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!
NAME: Greg Bulmash
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It s#cked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries
aye its hilarious alright...lol
20 Answers
- EvanLv 61 decade agoFavorite Answer
omg..wow. i really want to meet that guy. he sounds like a hoot. lol. i would hire him no matter what...dang that kid is clever. lol.
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funny job application?
McDonalds Job Application
This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida...and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!
NAME: Greg Bulmash
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION:...
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- Anonymous5 years ago
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LOL yeah thats pretty funny, but wow if you sumitted an application like that here, people would think you are mental and not even give you a call. I rate it 10! ::D
- hey youLv 51 decade ago
This is a very old one - the original was actually filled out by an elderly gentleman and he was applying at Wal-Mart. Makes more sense that an elderly gentleman would fill that out rather than a 17-year old kid. Still funny, though.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
thats so funny. shoot i have no problem with turning in my application now at least im smarter than that kid! but no, i liked his answers he wrote them like a true dummy. Ha jkjkjk. Im so mean!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
THAT IS SO FUNNY....
SUMTIMES ITS FUNNY TO BE HONEST.
LOLOLOL PROPZ
DOESNT HE KNOW HOW TO FILL ONE OF THESE OUT???
OH WELL IF HE AT LEAST GETS THE JOB.
- ?Lv 45 years ago
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA my favorite part is the "sign here" lmao ive spent the last 4 weeks filling out like 1000s of these so i appreciate the comic releif! THANK YOU :D
