Hearing Problem?

Need A laugh?

here...

A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used

>>>> to and he

>>>> thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how

>>>> to approach her,

>>>> he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem.

>>>>

>>>> The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the

>>>> husband

>>>> could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her

>>>> hearing loss.

>>>>

>>>> Here's what you do,' said the Doctor, 'stand about 40

>>>> feet away

>>>> from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone

>>>> see if she hears

>>>> you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on

>>>> until you get a

>>>> response.'

>>>>

>>>> That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner,

>>>> and he was

>>>> in the den. He says to himself, 'I'm about 40 feet away,

>>>> let's see what

>>>> happens.' Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's

>>>> for dinner?'

>>>>

>>>> No response.

>>>>

>>>> So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30

>>>> feet from his

>>>> wife and repeats, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'

>>>>

>>>> Still no response.

>>>>

>>>> Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20

>>>> feet from

>>>> his wife and asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'

>>>>

>>>> Again he gets no response.

>>>>

>>>> So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.

>>>> 'Honey,

>>>> what's for dinner?' Again there is no response.

>>>>

>>>> So he walks right up behind her. 'Honey, what's for

>>>> dinner?'

>>>>

>>>> (I just love this)

>>>>

>>>>

>>>> 'Ralph , for the FIFTH FREAKIN' time, CHICKEN!'