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♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

A matter of life or death?

A police officer pulls a man over for speeding. As the officer approaches the car he can see that the man is very anxious about something.

"Good afternoon Sir. Do you know why I stopped you?"

"Yes, officer... I know I was speeding--but it is a matter of life or death."

"Oh, really? How's that?"

"There's a naked woman waiting for me at home."

"I don't see how that is a matter of life or death."

"If I don't get home before my wife does, I'm a dead man."

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    another nice one *.....what's he doing on the road with a naked woman at home ???? late fool !

  • ?
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    Firstly, UP THE ******* IRONS :) Secondly, of course there's love for those albums! (: We love Iron Maiden and hence will always be there to support them =) It's true a lot of people don't like the post 2000 albums but man, I've always loved 'em. In my opinion AMOLAD is the least kickass one of the three, but that doesn't mean it's bad at all! :) It's still fantastic! Iron Maiden are an amazing talented band and should get credit for everything they've done =D . Steve, Dave, Bruce, Adrian, Nicko & Janick ♥ Here are my three favourite songs: Brave New World: - Blood Brothers - Brave New World - The Thin Line Between Love And Hate Dance Of Death: - Rainmaker - Dance Of Death - Journeyman A Matter Of Life And Death: - These Colours Don't Run - Brighter Than A Thousand Suns - The Reincarnation of Benjamin Breeg Long live Iron Maiden (: \m/

  • ann t
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Then it may be best if he is arrested, he will then be saved from death lol

  • larry m♥
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Super good. Taking that one to work. lol.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    excellent

    another star award

  • suzanne p
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Like it!

    Keep it up!

  • tastybits
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    hehehe, what does he want, a police escort home, pmsl

  • Andromeda Newton™
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    lol you are on a roll tonight!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol FUNNY. here is your star

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol good1

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