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What's your warning label?

If everyone had a warning label what would yours be?

Mine would be : discretion advised when improperly handled!

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  • 1 decade ago
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    WARNING: Side effects may include: blurred vision, double vision, loss of vision, drowsiness, sleeplessness, ringing in ears, outrageous hallucinations featuring large magenta pachyderms, bloating, cramping, constipation, temporary lack of judgment, complete lack of taste and common sense, compulsive cat bathing, involuntary obscenities, strange feeling of deja vu, strange feeling of deja vu. Some restrictions apply. Void in Iowa and South Dakota. Consult your thesaurus for another word for thesaurus. Eat your vegetables and call your mother.

  • Teresa
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Caution: Breakable

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Warning, contents under pressure!

    =)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Warning! High Voltage!!!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Mine is: May erupt in unexpected laughter without notice!

    Is it any wonder one of my favorite muppet characters is Guuuuuyyyyyyyyyyy Smiley?

  • 1 decade ago

    Handle with care.

  • 1 decade ago

    mine would be my Eyes looking at that person who has wronged me.. i look direct with my eyes saying ...Back off

    and look away .

    So Eyes can say alot ..that would be a warning label i would always have ....lol

  • 1 decade ago

    Keep away from anti-Americans, anti-military types, Frenchies, and French supporters to avoid conflict.

  • 1 decade ago

    Warning... Do NOT pull finger under ANY circumstances...

  • 1 decade ago

    "Keep Hand Clear Unless Authorized"

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