Do Americans celebrate Christmas(25th December)?

I wish I had a boss like you, sir

Hi Sid, to show your generosity knows no bounds you should include a mince pie each. Mind you they might find them a bit rich. So maybe a bit butter on their buns or an extra piece of coal. Got to think of your good reputation.

Wow! You are wayyy too good to us, Master Sid. Can't we still keep December 24th (Christmas Eve) as part of our celebration? Forgive me. I should be happy that you're letting us celebrate at all.

well, this year, might end up with very little xmas shopping and the largest amount of people, drinking in the bars since the vietnam war

I doubt you own the computer you are using. Do your parents know what you are doing? I am glad you are pleased with the Americans you own. Where did you purchase them and how much did they cost.

Find a mental health web site. Look up "delusions of grandeur". You might find some help there.

Hi ya, Sid. What's shaking?

Aren't they mainly Jewish? I saw a south park (so it must be true) which implied they were the ones who crucified the saviour and so they will burn forever more in an eternal lake of fire. Hardy something to celebrate really.

Stop encouraging 'em. They will only expect the day off EVERY year

You are spoiling them. Just give them bread rolls.

If you tell your Americans to celebrate, I'm sure they will