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Is anyone going to Lowe's this year to buy their "Family Tree" for Christmas?
Yes, I know it's Christmas Tree but I'm being a smart @ss against the PC crybabies.
Wish - I don't have an SUV, could you kindly chop down another tree and drive it down here to Phoenix? Wait, cut down two just in case one dries out.
Lover - Uhm, no! You, drunk, in the forest... sounds scary!
13 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
I will have a CHRISTMAS TREE... I will say MERRY CHRISTMAS... I'm tired of all of the PC crybabies taking away family traditions because they get offended. They can kiss my HO HO HO!!
- Anonymous5 years ago
Why not give them a pledge of your time instead? Sounds as though there are some family issues to sort out here if you are saying they don't bother with you and you feel 'forced' Me and my family all agreed to not buy for each other as we are cash strapped. We have a get together instead and all chip in. Much more fun. p.s. my MIL is loaded and she bought me a £1 trolley token last Xmas, had a good laugh over that!
- *Kimmie*Lv 51 decade ago
Gimme a break, wth is wrong with everyone wanting to celebrate Christmas but not say the word "Christmas"? Weirdos, our land is packed full of weirdos!
BTW, Lowe's did apologize for saying "family tree's" instead of the obvious.
I don't care if you call it a monkey tree, if you put the thing up at Christmas, it's a friggin CHRISTMAS TREE!
Source(s): You mean there are cry babies in this forum? wink - Anonymous1 decade ago
My family tree is Sicilian.
They all celebrate Christmas but, most of the presents fell off the back of a truck, if you know what I mean.
Lowes won't be getting much business from them.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
No I am gonna go murder one in the woods and put a big I HAVE A CHRISTMAS TREE sign on the back of my gas guzzling SUV so that I can offend more than one person at a time
Source(s): yeah no problem, I'm on it - Anonymous1 decade ago
Most of my family tree is dead.
I'm gonna got to a Christmas Tree farm and cut one down. Then I'll slip the high school kid a fiver for helping me tie it to the roof of the Grand Cherokee.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Nope, I'm getting drunk and heading out into the woods with a chainsaw. Wanna come along?
I wanted you to wield the chainsaw, I never operate power tools under the influence.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Tree for me...although, I DO live in the south so I have to do some research.......living down here makes you wonder...Do I have any branches on my "family tree"?
LOL =)
- Anonymous1 decade ago
im decorating a palm tree cause i live in florida

