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A police officer?
A police officer pulls over a guy who's been swerving in and out of the lanes.
He goes upto the window an says " sir i need you to breathe into this tube please" the guy replies " i can't do that sir i'm asthmatic and will have an asthma attack"
"ok fine, then i need you to come to the station to give a blood sample" The guy replies i can't do that either i'm a hemophiliac. If i do that i'll bleed to death"
"Well then we need a urine sample"
"i'm sorry officer i can't do that either. I'm also diabetic. If i do that i'll get really low blood sugar"
"All right then i need you to get out of the car and walk down this white line"
"I 'm sorry officer i can't do that"
"Why not?"
"Because i'm drunk"
15 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
I am gonna have to tell my husband that one. THanks for the joke. He always has good one and I needed to get even.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
thats so funny.. lmao hahaha
- Anonymous1 decade ago
haha
10/10 :)
