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An ex-wife and her ex-husband?

An ex-wife and her ex-husband are stuck on a desert island and the ex-wife finds a magic lamp.So of course she rubs it and out pops a genie.

I will grant you 3 wishes he says but the only thing is what ever you wish for I'm gunna give your ex-husband double.

She agrees to this and straight away wishes for 1 million dollars...poof... she has a million dollars laying at her feet.. Looking over she see's that her ex has 2 million dollars at his feet and a huge grin on his face.

Undaunted she then asks for a huge mansion up on the hill....poof... she see's her mansion appear in front of her. Looking behind herself she see's that her ex has 2 mansions and the biggest **** eatin grin ever.

At this point the genie reminds her that she only has 1 wish remaing.

after pondering this she looks straight at her ex-husband and seeing his grinning smile says

.......OK beat me half to death

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    thats funny

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    You are not over reacting.. Although he has financial responsibility for his kids, it should remain just that. Of course the ex wife would probably want to have him back but talk to him frankly and tell him that you don't like it. Honesty is the best policy. If he truly cares for you, he wouldn't want to hurt you by communicating with his ex wife other than financial matters. Do you have an ex husband too? If you do, ask him how he would feel if you are doing the same thing?

  • 1 decade ago

    LOL that was too funny

  • 1 decade ago

    Star for you...That was funny.

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  • 1 decade ago

    hahahahahahahahaha too funny too funny LUV IT :

  • xyz
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    lol,10, star.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    morale: women are clever dont mess with them

  • 6 years ago

    hilarious

  • 1 decade ago

    LOL that was too funny...I love you babe!

  • ?
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    oh was that funny! starred!!

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