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Im a turkey whats my survival chances for this year?.?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    pretty good since you spread that bird flu rumour. you are one smart turkey !

  • 1 decade ago

    Slim but better than they were last year. The outbreak of bird flu will put some turkey gobblers off.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    It depends.. are you a processed turkey pumped with chemicals, ya know the ones that end up on our tables Thanksgiving Day?

  • 1 decade ago

    Good, if you were here.

    I had a pet turkey, it lived a great life and died of old age.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Trust no one. If you are good at hiding you only have to hold out until Dec 26th!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Slim to none!!!! You will probably be culled because of bird flu BEFORE christmas!!!. Have a happy new year (if you make it!!).

  • 1 decade ago

    Slite chance you might get eaten

  • 1 decade ago

    None, if bird flu doesn`t get you, Christmas will.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Very good!...in vegetarian dominate areas.

  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha not very good as i have ordered you for my christmas dinner and cant wait to eat you yummy

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