Fart your guts out.?

Mary is fed up. Every morning it's the same, Willie rolls over in bed and gives out a huge fart.

"One of these days you're going to fart your guts out." she says.

Even at Christmas time he doesn't even respect the start of the holy day, but rolls over, grunts and pushes out a belter.

Mary sighs, gets up and goes down stairs to start preparing the turkey.

Pulling out the giblets and things she has an idea!

(This is disgusting, look away if you don't want to know)

She takes the giblets and while Willie is snoring away, she carefully inserts the giblets down his pyjama bottoms.

Back down stairs she hears Willie do another earth-shattering fart and then after a silence he gives out an earth-shattering scream and she hears him run into the bathroom.

Helpless with laughter at first she prepares to get an ear bashing from him, but he doesn't come down the stairs. In fact, he's in there all of two hours before he emerges from the bathroom.

"What were you in there all that time for?" she asks.

"Well Mary, I learned a lesson," he said, "You were right, I did fart my guts out. And boy, what a bloody long job it was shoving them back in again!"