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♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

The black eye?

A woman comes into work with a stoater of a black eye.

"Who the hell did that to you?" asked her co-worker.

"My husband." she replied.

"I thought he was away on a busines trip for three weeks?" her friend said.

"So did I."

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    very good jokes love em!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Ha Ha

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    Dark brown.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hehe serves her right

    never mind the eye when are the lawyers get involved?

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  • embroidery fan
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    That one took me a while to figure out!!

  • Luck dragon
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    ha ha ha funny

    thanks for a laugh

    10/10

  • tastybits
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    oops naughty girl, pmsl

    star time

    xxxxxxxxxx

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lesson learned

    star

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    haha

  • Philip C
    1 decade ago

    love this one

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