If I survive a nuclear blast, will I develope super-powers?

No hun.. you will glow in the dark!

And you won't need to look for it under the blankets!! woo woo

Friend,

if you really survive a nuclear blast, it is not by accident.A supernatural force has saved you for a purpose.Surely ,you may not know it immediately, but in due course of time you will realise why you have been saved.

That incident shall make you believe in the Super natural Force call it God or by other name.You may turn from atheist to a theist.

Who knows time can only say why you have been saved.

no one lies to you from cosmos.

What type of power would you want? What could the Food Dude get that would make him any better than he is now?

No you will develop some goodfood habits lol and you rae that Food dude am i correct?

You may develop a third eye on your forehead....

....or maybe you won't need that magnified window in your bathroom after all!!!!

Sure but so will everyone else so they won't seem super anymore!

You may get this thing we call Radiation Poisioning. Sounds cool right?

super powers...duh!!...would Stan Lee steer you wrong?

No they are usually pretty accurate.

of course.