What is the most outlandish stunt or Prank you pulled off in college?

Can you top this?-

-shot a rifle out my dorm window and nearly was expelled my first week in school

-threw eggs at city cops from roof of dormitory, police searched our dorms door to door, we hid in the attic

-climbed through underground tunnels under school grounds to break into Christian brothers wine stash

-dumped 50,000 crickets in the library of a rival school during the "big game"

-On graduation day, broke into dean's brand new car and filled it with balloons and newspaper to the roof

-attained a master key to all the dorm rooms in my building, got into our RA's room (a real a**hole) filled his trash can with water and leaned it up against his door on the inside. When he opened his door his carpet was flooded.

-found a passed out student in the dorm hallway and painted his face with permanent marker, took him a week to completely remove it

-lived on campus for a year free by building an "annex room", this is space behind a corner top floor dorm room.

-mischievous in college