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This has been around awhile,STAR IF YOU HAVE NOT HEARD IT.?
A man bought a donkey from a preacher and was told it had been trained in a very unique way. The only way to make the donkey go,is to say "Hallelujah!" to make it stop, say "Amen" so after a short practice and pleased with his purchase, the man , with a ""Hallelujah" rode off
He traveled a long time through the mountains and as he headed towards a cliff, he tried to remember the word to make the donkey stop.
"Stop," said the man. "Halt!" he cried. The donkey just kept going. "Oh no....:"
"bible...Church!...Please! Stop " shouted the man. The donkey just began to trot faster. He was getting closer and closer to the edge of the cliff.
Finally in desperation, the man said a prayer.."Please, dear Lord, make this donkey stop before I go off the end of this cliff, in Jesus name. AMEN."
The donkey came to an abrupt stop and just one step from the edge of the cliff.
'HALLELUJAH.' shouted the man.
thank you Lia-that is the only kind I like.
How could I have 19 answers and 29 stars? Do people just read and not answer but they can star?Anyway, I am grateful to one and all.
21 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
so cute!
luv how you put a CLEAN joke on here. :)
Y!A needs that.
:D
- Anonymous5 years ago
hi wait i did not understand we've been in california the place they communicate like that, i think of you puzzled me lol in ordinary terms kidding. however the only guy or woman I even have been messing around with is you infant and you have not all and sundry to ever be jealous of. yet whilst i had could or not it is so undesirable, i could carry her alongside and we could desire to have a three way ha ha. love ya amy.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Yo Mama!
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- 1 decade ago
haha lol the joke itself is funny...i like it
when i allow myself to look back, i think its been around ever since i was 4 years old
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Heard it! Because I've been around for awhile too! lol
- Anonymous1 decade ago
umm ok yes i heard it a bujillish times
