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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 1 decade ago

Last Joke for the day,,,hahaha or boo!!!???Star for hahaha pls,,,,,long one..?

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket -- If he could just get to the airport then could get himself home.

So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc. but to no avail.

The cabbie said (adopt appropriate dialect), "If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!"

So the businessman was forced to hitch-hike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.

One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain His financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big time.

Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport. Well who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck.

The businessman thought for a moment about how he could make the guy pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan. The businessman got in the first cab in the line, "How much for a ride to the airport," he asked?

"Fifteen bucks," came the reply. "And how much for you to give me a bl@w job on the way?"

"What?! Get the hell out of my cab."

The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked the same questions, with the same result. When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked "How much for a ride to the airport?"

The cabbie replied, "Fifteen bucks."

The businessman said "ok" and off they went.

Then, as they drove slowly past the long line of cabs, the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each driver in line.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    payback is a bi*ch!!!

    what did i tell you about your last jokes?

    please dont leave!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Took Me A While To Get But Haha! *

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Haha! Nice one

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    funny and ill give it a star but when u vote best answer can u also tell me what the stars r 4

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  • 1 decade ago

    That was a clever one .

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    clever man

  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha ha funny

    thanks for a laugh

    10/10

  • xyz
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    lol, 10/10, star, soooooooo hilarious.

    I like it.

  • 1 decade ago

    haha

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I knew this one, but it's funny anyway! :)

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