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Little Johnny likes to gamble.

One day his dad gets a new job so his family has to move to a new city.

Johnny's daddy thinks, "I'll get a head start on Johnny's gambling."

So he calls the teacher and says, "My son Johnny will be starting your class tomorrow but he likes to gamble so you'll have to keep an eye on him."

The teacher says OK, she can handle it.

The next day Johnny walks into class and hands the teacher an apple and says, "Hi, my name is Johnny."

She says yes I know who you are.

Johnny smiles and says, "I bet you ten dollars you've got a mole on your butt."

The teacher thinks that she will break his little gambling problem so she takes him up on the bet.

She pulls her pants down and shows him her butt and there was no mole.

That afternoon, Johnny goes home and tells his dad that he lost ten dollars to the teacher and why.

Update:

the dad calls johnnys teacher and says "my son says he lost five dollars today in a bet"

Update 2:

the teacher replies "yes he bet me there was a mole on my but and he lost, i think i broke his gamblimg habits." then the dad says, " well i lost 100$ THEN BECAUSE HE BET ME 100$ THAT BY THE END OF THE DAY HE WOULD SEE HIS TEACHERS ***"

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  • cats
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Funny! 10!

  • 1 decade ago

    That's funny as hell!!! Little Johnny just won't stop! xD

  • 1 decade ago

    hahahah 100. that was hilarious. thank you!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LOLZ thats hella funny!!!

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  • 1 decade ago

    ha funny

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    nice

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahaha

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lmao

  • 1 decade ago

    I read this yesterday

  • 1 decade ago

    lol that was funny

    Source(s): me:)
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