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Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing.

Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly. "MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND DADDY AND..."

Mommy tells him to slow down, but that she wants to hear the story.

So Johnny tells her. "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went to look and Daddy was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy..."

At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

At the dinner table, Mommy asks Johnny to tell his story. He describes the car into the woods

Update:

"and the undressying and laying down in the back seat and doing what mommy and uncle earl did when daddy was in the army"

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    nice one! : D

  • person
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    LOL- ive heard this one before, but it's still really funny!!

    (u got a star from me!)

  • 1 decade ago

    I've heard this one before, it's still funny!

  • 1 decade ago

    hahaha lol

    nice one, heard it before but I still find it funny

    two stars for you **

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  • Trish
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    LOL very funny

  • 1 decade ago

    haha!

  • 1 decade ago

    that was great. lmao

  • HAHA

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