Yo Mamma Joke Contest! Winner get 10 points!?

Yo mama is soo skinny...she can do push ups UNDER THE DOOR!!! thats my favorite!! :D

Yo Mamma so fat that the only between her and Jennie Craigs is the door!!

Yo Mamma so fat that when she fell down the Grand Canyon, she became the next Mt. Everest

Yo Mamma so fat that it took 2 buses, 3 trains and an airplane to get around her.

Yo mamma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang "We are family!"

yo mamma so fat that when i try to drive around her, i ran out of gas!

yo mamma's so fat, she has to iron her jeans on the driveway

yo mamma's so fat that when she lies on the beach people try and push her back on the ocean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love this!!

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yo mamma's so stupid she tthrew a rock at the ground and missed!!

i love these!!!

Yo mama is sooo old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

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- Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."

- Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on my cat's tail, now I call him "Beaver".

- Yo Mama's so fat, at the zoo the elephants started throwing her peanuts.

- Yo Mama's so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.

yo mamas so hairy it looks like she got buckweet in a headlock

Yo mumma's so stupid she names her mansion after the first thing she heard which was hairy but and also named her kid after the first thing she heard which was crack... one day she lost crack and told the police"i searched my hairy but beverywhere but couldnt find my crack" gotta love it tehehehe