I'll soon be moving to Florida...to live in a double-wide trailer...what sort of things do I need to take with

Vaseline.

Separating yourself from your parents will only make problems worse. If you feel your parents are not practicing Islam properly, why not show them how respectful you are as a daughter to them nonetheless? This will make their eyes open and their treatment towards you will improve inshallah. You shouldn't spend all your time on the computer; walk around, talk to your mum and help her, talk to your dad (even if it's about the news or something boring). Communication is the key to understanding. I feel like you need that - you feel abandoned, but the only way you can connect yourself is if you talk!! First off, you need to get through your education. As a teenager, you must have many desires of wanting to marry your Mr. Right, but how about waiting first? Men come and go, just like everything else. Inshallah, your patience might bring you something greater in future. At the moment, you are at a sensitive stage and so are your parents (as they are not understanding you very well due to lack of communication). Why not talk things over a little? Don't be driving to conclusions about marriage and thinking that it'll end all your problems, because it won't! It will probably cause even more problems for you...then what? You need to plan your life, think things over and talk to your parents or siblings about your problems. You seem emotionally frustrated; you need to relax. Don't let the computer be your only source of pleasure, read a book, study, help your mum out, cook something fancy, go walk in the park, sketch, write poems about your feelings...there's so much to do. Don't stray into being idle because it is the root of all sins. Keep busy so that your mind does not wander into the grays of life. Think forward and appreciate all the things around you. Love your parents, regardless of their feelings towards you. This is all a test. Allah is testing your faith. And if you pass (inshallah), you will gain the greater reward in the Hereafter (think of the Hoors! ;)) Well, basically, think positive ! =) Life hasn't come to an end, you still have your chance of making things right between you and your parents. You have my duas sis'. May Allah help you and ease your difficulties. Ameen. ~x~

You need to take some screen wire and put around the bottom of the trailer to keep the dogs from getting underneath it. If you don't they'll be under there crapping and dragging dead animals in from off the highway, that would be a mess! Oh, and the Vaseline is good advice!

Your personal toys, a Harley and nothing else.

A Yankee Dictionary so you can converse with the NY's, NJ's,and Philadelphians.

You can start your Pink Flamingo collection as soon as you get there.

I've always enjoyed visiting FL but personally would not like to live there. I hope you enjoy every minute of it.

Sun screen and mosquito repellent. The first thing you get once you arrive is the evacuation plan and sight lists for your area. You are gonna have to bug out often. Are you close to the club house? It is recommended you seek shelter there daily during the summer thunderstorms.

Ding lives kinda in the ghetto. I used to score at the apartments right buy her house. Anyway, there is a Dairy Queen and about 5 naked lady bars within walking distance of her house, so bring a lot of dollar bills. Bring a jackrabbit because I live 3 miles from her. If you forget to bring one, there is a sex store in between our houses, seriously. Um, if you have any narcotics, you might want to bring them too if you want to get in good with her family, especially her Mom.

A shovel to dig a basement, and scuba gear for when it floods over.

And one of those hats with the little fan on the front. It gets hotter than hell in Florida.

I live in Florida and I agree with Dan and the person who said gun.lol

This is a question for Larry the Cable Guy.

Don't forget to stuff me in your suitcase!!!! I was gonna come live with you and dingle.