have you ever known a railroader?

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son

playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the

train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want

off, get the hell off now.. cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons

of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the train...cause we're

going down the tracks."

The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind

of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to

stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your

train...but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with

his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say... "All

passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip was a

pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."

She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just

boarding, remember there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a

pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who

are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the ***** in the

kitchen."