Please make an acronym for C.H.A.D.???

Chlymidea. Herpes. Acne. Diaherrea.

Charming. Handsome. And. Debonaire.

Canadian Ham Arrives Decomposing

Clinical Hash Arouses Dissent

Clean Homes Agitate Dads

Climate Harmed Alarming to Democrats

Children Happily Are Dancing

Chapped Hands And Dick

Completely Helpless Adult Dentist

Carlos' Helpful Announcement of Doom

Completely Huggable American Daschund

Charles's Hopeful Aunt Delia

Charlies' Hilarious Angels' Daycare

Couples Hiring A Despot - (Nanny service, I imagine)

Columbia's Hired Archeologist's Dig

Cups Heaved At Dionysius

Cut, Hacked And Dismembered - a personal favorite

Cellos: Hewn And Dumped - for music lovers everywhere

Children, Have A Dreidel - holiday

Cannot Hammer Any Dummy

Crazy Horses Ate Donuts

Crazy Haters Answer Diligently

Cool Headstrong And Dopeless

Crazy, Hotheaded, Angry, and Depressed

("and" doesn't really count in the one above)

Calling Harry And Dad

Cats Have A Day

Corn Hate A Door

I've got a ton of AC/DC ones: * Angus Young promotes pedophilia by wearing a school boy's uniform on stage. * The song Night Prowler is responsible for turning Richard Ramirez into a serial rapist and murderer (I've also heard people say it was Hells Bells). * AC/DC stands for "Attack Christians/Destroy Christians". * The U.S. Army used AC/DC's music as "psychological torture" to drive Manuel Noriega out of the Vatican Embassy and into prison. * During the American invasion of Panama in 1989, troops blasted AC/DC's "Highway to Hell" in order to drive Panamanian dictator Manuel Noriega from the Vatican embassy where he had taken refuge (a tactic also used by the FBI at Waco). A few general music ones: * Marilyn Mason is responsible for the Columbine massacre. * The devil horns people pull are actually praising Satan. I remember watching this video of some lady pulling the sign and being like "oh, you can see a 6 here, a 6 here and another 6 here." * The origin of rock music goes to the blacks of the deep south, and from there can be traced directly to Africa where it was used to incite warriors into violent frenzy. * Madonna worships Satan because she said "You're the devil in disguise. That's why I'm singing this song" in Beautiful Stranger.

Cold Hearted And Disillusioned.

Cool

Happy

Athletic

Dude

Cranky

Horny

and

Desperate.