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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. Then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Rottweiler: Make me!
Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeease let me change the light bulb! Can I? Huh? Huh?
Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls.
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Mastiff: Screw it yourself! I'm not afraid of the dark...
Doberman: While it's out, I'll just take a nap on the couch.
Boxer: Who needs light? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there!
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb?
Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
Old English Sheep dog: Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?
Basset Hound: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Westie: Dogs do not change light bulbs -- people change light bulbs. I am not one of THEM so the question is, how long before I can expect my light again?
Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out bulb?
18 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
an excellent list
star award
- 1 decade ago
I got a Jack Russel and that is so true he does bounce of the walls and if he had to put a light bulb in, in would do it while bouncing off the walls.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Very good I have not heard that one before.
How many men does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one but he has to be married.
- shane cLv 51 decade ago
Alsatian: the world revolves around me,look,see. Oh, hang on a minute, I am chasing my tail again.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
How many singers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, she holds it up and the world revolves around her.
Source(s): and that's the truth. - 1 decade ago
The cat: Who needs light!? change it yourself!
OR
The cat: HAHA! now you have to change the bulb suckers!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
and how many microsoft technitians do you need to change the bulb ?
None, because microsoft will announce that darknes is a new standard :-)
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Doggone it, I'm just a pup when it comes to problems.
