Christmas presents?

A young man called Ron wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new

girlfriend. They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she

lived a considerable distance away.

He consulted with his sister and decided after careful consideration,

that a pair of good quality gloves would strike the right note, not too

romantic and not too personal.

Off he went with his sister to Harrods ladies dept and they selected a

dainty pair of fur lined quality leather gloves. His sister bought a

pair of knickers for herself at the same time.

Harrods had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up the two

items, the sister got the gloves and Ron got the knickers.

Good old Ron sent off his gift wrapped present in a parcel with the

following letter.

Dear Sasha,

I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any when we

go

out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister I would have

chosen

the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones(which are easier

to

remove).

These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed

me

the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were

hardly

soiled at all.

I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them even

though they were a little bit tight on her. She also said that they rub

against her ring which helps keep it clean. In fact she hasn't needed

to

wash it since she began wearing them.

I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt

many

other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again.

When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit because

they

will be naturally a little damp from wearing.

Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming

year.

I hope you will wear them for me on our next date.

All my love,

Ron.

P.S. My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them

folded down

with a little bit of fur showing