What is the best way to WAKE UP A ZOMBIE?

I am going to assume waking up a zombie is similar to waking up my father (a Vietnam Vet with one continuing tick from his time in combat... he wakes up all at once and in a rather flamboyant flailing of arms and legs..)

As a teenager I found it quite humorous to send in unsuspecting friends to wake him up... I will never forget sending my friend and long time co-conspirator to all things trouble Chrissy... I said "Go in and wake my dad up dinner is ready." A minute later she came flying out of the family room like her hair was on fire... LOL

I always used a broom stick and the poke dad and run method of waking him up... It was less likely to result with me on my butt due to a chance encounter with an arm or leg... LOL

Force them to listen to one of Al Gores global warming speeches. Not even a zombie could sit through one. He would real quickly wake up and run as far away from the boredom as he can.

He might even head for a real-estate agency to buy up some cheep land in Antarctica before global warming drives up the prices. LOL I think I’ll go with him. Sounds like a good deal.

By the way, didn’t Al Gore use to be a zombie before he came up with his global warming scam?

Set an alarm clock, put it to full volume and hide it where the zombie can't find it.

zombies aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh wake me up when it's over i'll be under my bed

Well the Pepsi Max commercials look convincing.

And would you believe, in 65 yrs. I never seen one 'till I moved to Florida. I find that amazing.

I agree. Poking them with a stick seems to work.

Also, sneaking up on them when they're lying there to take their pulse to check to see if they're still alive will usually do it.

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Hmmm, now that thats over with, I think is salt and salty food that caused them to wake up, remember who they are , and go back to their grave.

fresh meat under their noses....duh....you know they hunger for living flesh. Will have them jumping like beans on a hot plate

Quit dosing them with the drugs. They'll snap out of it in a day or two.