Post-it note for pets...funny ?

is nothing but sarcasm. For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom.

If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door

shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob

or try to get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door

open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom

for years --canine or feline attendance is not required The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or

cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough! To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following

message on our front door: To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit &

Like to Complain About Our Pets: 1. They live here. You don't. 2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay

off the furniture. (That's why they call it "fur"niture.)

3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people. 4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted

son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours

doesn't speak clearly. Remember: Dogs and cats are better than

kids because they: 1. Eat less 2. Don't ask for money all the time 3. Are easier to train 4. Normally come when called 5. Never ask to drive the car 6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends 7. Don't smoke or drink 8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions 9. Don't want to wear your clothes 1 0 . Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and...

11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children