There's a grizzly bear wandering around my campsite...?

uh, shizzy, thats me dear, I tend to let myself go a lil in the winter time- should I shave?

Ah HA! you almost got me. Everyone knows that wild bears hibernate during winter. Any other time of the year you can invite them in for a martini. Nevertheless, I'll take a gin martini, stirred, very cold and very dry.

Invite him for a martini. I'm sure he has some interesting nature stories to share.

Well, Flick say's he saw some grizzly bears up near Polaski's candy store. So there might be one in Detroit.

That's not a bear, its me with a bottle of Martinis. get the glasses out.

Grizzly bears are to smart to be woundering around Detroit!!

I think you "shizz"..are defently "hollusinating"...or had more "martinis" then you can handle!

C'mon it's Christmas...Give the bear a martini!!!

Have him in! You know he's just gonna keep circling until you hand out s'mores or martinis. Could be Drunky...he wears a bear suit from time to time. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Monsters_In_The_M...

If he becomes overly aggressive over the martinis. Go to Manswers and they will tell you how to pulverize him with your bare hands. lol

make sure he brings his own bottle i made that mistake before and those grizzlies can really put away some liquor