Ol man Moses Bohannon

The scent of pine tree's is so last week.

I've got 2 jugs ov hard cider, a burlap bag of fresh okra for snackin, a jaw harp and a lawn chair I found in the alley behind Taco Bell.

Not all of the Saltines are broken, but most of them are.

I need to know because I'm thinking about asking another GGGma avatar out on a date. I thank you for your consideration.

My Gma told me things I never wanted to hear, things I will never repeat, but my favorite story is about her mother who was sitting in the living room during a Kansas storm and a bolt of lightning came through the window and struck her on the shoulder. GGma, more or less uninjured and a agnostic sat up from the couch and began to testify 'Glory to God". She was devout from that day on. Gma and all twelve of her brothers and sisters grew up to be ministers.

First or last. Five points for best answer. The rest of the points will be divided equally by people named Bob or Bertha.

and your only health care plan is half a baby aspirin and some broth made from a anemic rooster thats been scratchin round the yard while trying to mate with your house cat?

The cat poops all over my house so I moved her out on the deck. Now she digs up my beloved geraniums and poops all over them. apparently this cat is too lazy to walk down the stairs and go in the back forty like all the other strays I've had. Question is: do I keep feeding her and go to heaven or let her starve and go to hell?

Can you reverse the letters of his name and call him by the new made up name to heckle and humiliate him?

Ear herpes; 30 million Americans infected, yet no one will admit it. What gives?

Karin, apparently you didn't read the question. I did look it up and found very little info.

I need to know soon. My fiance put me in charge of the catering.

For me it was when Yidiot proposed the group backrub.

Free donuts and a paper cup of warm coors light.

Is it worth it? I thinketh not.

Due to the recent lack of nefarious photos from my contacts I am hereby accepting pics of pets (Oh, God no), vacation photos(OMG help me), high school reunions(I've reached a new low), pics of your kids(this is why they invented vodka) and man boobs(Hey, don't think for a minute that I feel good about this).